Boat Bash

Cruising Into Summer

My BD&E duties are temporarily pawsed because it’s summa time, baby!

I’ll be spending the warmer months working on my golden tan and sailing the ocean blue on my lovely new boat, the S.S. Tailwag. But how could I afford such a purchase, you might ask? Well, between you and me, I’ve been stashing the change I find around the office for quite a while and doing some modeling gigs on the side.

No more obligations because I’m on island time now. A lifestyle of the rich and famous…it’s not for everyone, but it sure is for me.

Did someone say piña colada?