Holiday Whobilation!

Holiday Whobilation? Who has time for festivities, let’s see…
4:00: Beg for attention.
4:30: Stare into the empty dog bowl.
5:00: Rebrand Amazon, tell no one.
5:30: Jazzercize.
6:30: Treats with me, I can’t cancel that again.
7:00: Watch that elf float off to the Island of Misfit Toys… for the thousandth time. I’m booked!
Of course, if I bump Hermey to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling, and dream of roast beast.